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Author: Admin | 2025-04-28
They had too much “plate” on their schedule.What do you call a group of Earth scientists working together? A “tectonic” team.Why did the Earth scientist get a job as a teacher? They loved “rock-ing” the classroom.How does an Earth scientist like their coffee? “Erupt-ly” hot.What do you call an Earth scientist who’s always tired? “Sediment”-tary.FAQs – Rock PunsWhat are some jokes about rocks?Jokes about rocks:What did the geologist say when his rock collection fell on him? “It was a rock slide!”Why don’t geologists like to go to the beach? Because sandstone!Why did the rock go to the doctor? It had a little sediment in its eye!What do you call a rock that never goes to school? A skipping stone!Why did the rock band break up? Because the drummer was taking things for granite!Why did the rock climber break up with his girlfriend? She took him for granite!What do you get when you cross a rock with a tree? A petrified forest!How do you know if a rock is a feminist? It’ll never take for granite what women have accomplished!Why did the rock get a bad grade in school? Because it was always stoned!What did the igneous rock say to the metamorphic rock? “You’re looking gneiss today!”Why do rocks make bad pets? They take forever to learn new tricks!What’s a rock’s favorite type of music? Classic rock!Why don’t rocks trust atoms? Because atoms make up everything!What did the rock say to the geologist? “Don’t take me for granite!”Why did the rock
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